Tonight I made kale with bacon and onions. The vegetable-hating Therin said, "this vegetable is pretty good minus the green stuff." Kylie aptly said, "so, basically you like bacon?"
Later in the evening, Brian was laying Jack down to sleep and as Daddy sweetly rocked his baby I heard, "and if that M16 won't shoot, daddy's gonna buy you some sassafras root..."
Poor Jack probably doesn't stand a chance.